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Due to the massive amount of SPAM and other junk floating around the internet these days I am forced to ask that you provide your e-mail address when you send me messages. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to tell a message from a real person from that of an evil automaton hell bent on filling up my inbox with advertisements for printer cartridges, natural male enhancers and letters from exiled princes with massive fortunes locked in secret bank accounts.

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